The Challenge hates gays!

Well, at least according to Davis . . .

I guess it's not out of the realm of possibility that the other dudes on The Challenge do in fact "target" gays, but I highly doubt it. Instead, we're fairly certain they just target THE SMALLEST GUY ON THE SHOW.

We've been over this already. Why is the message not getting through?

Regardless of your sexual preferences, if you're a guy on The Challenge who weighs less than some of the females, you're going into the duel again and again until you get booted. It's a fact of life: big dudes beat up on little dudes.

Actually, I really hate when little guys complain about how they were "screwed" and repeatedly refuse to admit that their problems have to do with the fact that they're small and weak. They never actually say, "Man, God really screwed me by making me 5 inches shorter and 40 pounds lighter than your average male." It's always some conspiracy or excuse that's tripped them up.

Worse is when little guys think they can beat big guys in some kind of competition because they're "clever" or "agile" or "speedy." Look, little dudes, there's no correlation between intelligence and size -- the little guys on The Challenger are just as dumb as the big guys. Actually, you could argue that they're dumber because they keep going on the show even as they have no choice of winning.

And you're not any "speedier" -- in fact you're probably slower because your little legs and arms can't cover as much ground. You have to move twice as fast just to keep up. Your "fast" is everyone else's "regular" speed.

And yeah a skinny dude might be a little more agile than a 250 pound behemoth, but when has that ever mattered? It's not like you're the little Asian dude from the Ocean's 11 movies. When a big guy comes at you, you're not nimble enough to get out of the way and you're still going to get run over.

Look at what MJ did to Ryan in The Duel last week or, better yet, the "fight" between CT and Adam. Those things were like watching a full grown grizzly bear take on a boy scout; just massacres start to finish.

Point being: Davis and little dudes everywhere stop blaming things like "conspiracies" by bigger dudes for your failures. Just accept that God hates you; he's hated you from the moment he decided to make you smaller and weaker than everyone else. Sorry.