"I'm attracted to everyone!"

In the previous discussion of slutiness, I forgot to mention Brooke. I'm sorry, I don't know how I could have made such a mistake.

The clip below clearly demonstrates that Brooke will have sex with anyone at anytime. I mean Jenn is cute and all but she's neither a lesbian nor does she show the slightest bit of interest, yet Brook seems ready to stick her tongue down her throat. I also thought Brooke was over the whole lesbian thing, but I guess when you're drunk and horny it doesn't matter.*

Actually, how on Earth is it possible that Brooke hasn't gotten laid in a month!? She admits that she will f*ck almost anything that moves and she's on the freakin' Challenge!! She should be able to get laid almost by accident.

*Correction (04/21): One of my two loyal readers helpfully reminded me that Brooke and Jenn did in fact makeout in a hot tub during the season premier of Real World: Denver. But neither one is in fact a lesbian. Whatever, I don't care. The point that I was trying to make still holds valid. Brooke = slutty = awesome.